Fart Alert Button

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Be the hero with this Fart Alert Button! When someone lets one go, you probably won't want to open your mouth and sound the alert, instead just give this button a quick press and let everyone know they have to run!
Smells like... smells like... someone's farted!! Press alert and flee! Just press the big red button and the Fart Alert will sound with one of 13 crazy phrases!

Dimensions:
H 50mm Ø 75mm

Delivery Timescale: 2 to 5 Days

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Product Features:
• Wall mountable
• Requires 2 x AAA batteries (included)

Phrases:
• 5, 4, 3, 2, *FART*... woops
• *FART* Woops, that one just slipped out
• *FART* Ooh, I think I messed myself
• *FART* Man, I thought I smelled something
• *QUIET FART* Ooh! Silent but violent!
• *FART* Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark!
• Woh! Rotten eggs anyone? Woh! *FART*
• *FART* Oh! See a doctor wouldya!
• Ah! The distinct bouquet.. *FART* ..of ass!
• *FART* Ouch! That one burns! Oooh!
• *FART* Urgh, who stepped on a frog?!
• Pull my finger *FART*
• *FART* Woh! Smells like something crawled up your butt and died!

Manufacturer Part Number:
• SC7810

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"This is going to be so funny when you hear it going off - got some good sayings on it."

tracy - Northants, 6th December '07

"Living with a husband and 2 teenage sons who always have mates in tow, flatulence is a BIG problem.Their games consoles are in the conservatory so this is where they spend most of their time, so the fart alert button has been strategically placed on the wall next to the door.Last friday night after an indian take-away, i counted at least 17 alerts.The good thing for me is that as soon as i here that fart alert going off the door is firmly closed and i stay out of the way.
drinkstuff says: Thanks Jayne for your great review!. "

jayne gregson - merseyside, 23rd July '07