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F*** Off Ashtray
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F*** Off Ashtray

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It’s a tricky subject, smoking. There are plenty of people who still like a puff with their pint in this country, that’s for sure. There’s also an extremely vocal minority who decry the smoker’s right to pollute the communal air with their second-hand clouds of carcinogens.
Fortunately for the smokers, the UK has not as yet gone the way of New York, where the right to enjoy a quiet tab has been outlawed in public places, including pubs and restaurants.
But there are still plenty of people who will wave an affected hand rapidly across their faces at the merest whiff of smoky air. It’s in response to these people that we bring you this quality 10cm glass ashtray.

No longer will the smoker have to suffer in silence.
This ashtray says what every smoker wants to, but without the hassle of actually having to talk to the prurient anti-polluter incessantly flapping nearby.

And fear not - despite the coy asterisks in the photo, you can rest assured that the message displays its profanity in true, unadulterated glory - thus ensuring that it will be exactly as offensive as you possibly could want it to be.
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Delivery Timescale: 2 to 5 Days

This item can be delivered to the following zones:
Showroom Collection FREE
Standard Delivery FREE
Next Day Express £7.99
Next Day Before Midday £11.99
Next Day Before 10:30am £19.99
Scottish Highlands £14.99
Saturday Delivery £9.99
Scottish Islands £14.99
Northern Ireland £14.99
Isle of Man £14.99
Isle of Wight & Offshore UK £14.99
Channel Islands £14.99
Austria £21.99
Belgium £17.99
Bulgaria £32.99
Croatia £27.99
Czechia £22.99
Denmark £22.99
Estonia £24.99
Finland £29.99
France £21.99
Germany £19.99
Greece £39.99
Hungary £19.99
Ireland / Eire (Republic) £14.99
Italy £24.99
Latvia £24.99
Lithuania £21.99
Luxembourg £19.99
The Netherlands £17.99
Poland £19.99
Portugal £24.99
Romania £0.00
Slovak Republic £22.99
Slovenia £21.99
Spain £21.99
Sweden £168.00
Iceland £49.99
Norway £32.99
Canada
USA

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Manufacturer Part Number:
• PP4448

Barcode:
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Packaging Dimensions:
• 0.34kg

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Customer Reviews
"Got this for my Dad, who has now being banned to the office at home to smoke, so he loved the message, kept showing it to my mum, responsible for the ban."
Adele - Thames Ditton, Surrey, 12th December '05
"Yeah, not bad. But what about "Smoking is not my choice, so f*** off""
jo - Glasgow, 30th November '04
"This is brilliant - just what you want to say to all the non-smokers in particular, the ex-smokers!"
Vicki Whittaker - Denton, Manchester, 8th November '04
"This is great! Says exactly what I was thinking."
Ken - Scotland, 10th May '03