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Homer Simpson Talking Bottle Opener
Code: 412

Homer Simpson Talking Bottle Opener

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Everyone needs a bottle opener. At least, everyone who wants to open a bottle is likely to need a bottle opener.

If you enjoy sitting alone, in your darkened room, a bottle in your hand, with the curtains drawn and Coldplay on in the background, this is probably not the bottle opener for you. But, on the other hand, if you enjoy a good laugh, like entertaining your friends and are a fan of that eponymous patriarch of America’s most dysfunctional family, this is definitely the tool for you.

As you open the bottle, hear Homer’s favourite cry
“mmmm Doughnuts!”
*eating noises*
'make me thirsty'
*drinking pouring noises*
'yes oh yes..wahooo!'

Made from durable hard plastic and supplied with batteries, this little gadget is worth a few laughs and is bound to generate banter at the bar. And it’s cheaper than dentist’s bills for those unwilling to shell out.

Dimensions:
L 130mm W 40mm D 20mm



Delivery Timescale: 2 to 5 Days

This item can be delivered to the following zones:
Showroom Collection FREE
Standard Delivery FREE
Next Day Express €9.33
Next Day Before Midday €14.00
Next Day Before 10:30am €23.34
Scottish Highlands €17.50
Saturday Delivery €11.66
Scottish Islands €17.50
Northern Ireland €17.50
Isle of Man €17.50
Isle of Wight & Offshore UK €17.50
Channel Islands €17.50
Austria €25.67
Belgium €21.00
Bulgaria €38.51
Croatia €32.68
Czechia €26.84
Denmark €26.84
Estonia €29.17
Finland €35.01
France €25.67
Germany €23.34
Greece €46.68
Hungary €23.34
Ireland / Eire (Republic) €17.50
Italy €29.17
Latvia €29.17
Lithuania €25.67
Luxembourg €23.34
The Netherlands €21.00
Poland €23.34
Portugal €29.17
Romania €0.00
Slovak Republic €26.84
Slovenia €25.67
Spain €25.67
Sweden €196.12
Iceland €58.36
Norway €38.51
Canada
USA

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Brand: The Simpsons

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Customer Reviews
"My goods were delivered within a couple of days, very happy with the service."
Craig Knight - London, 27th July '06
"This makes a great gift. We've been through two of them already, as they tend to break after a few months of (heavy?) use. Here's a tip for prolonging Homer's life: open bottles with Homer face down."
Liz Hansen - United States, 5th February '05
"My brother brought me one of these from America. It is without doubt the most utterly and completely stupid thing I have ever had. In other words, I love it!"
Sindri - Iceland, 25th November '04
"I bought this as a stocking filler for my Dad - he loves it! He has always modelled himself on homer and now proudly opens a beer for all visitors, whether they want one or not!!"
Paula - Ireland, 6th January '04
"We bought this with the fridge guard for our son and daughter in law for Christmas-it was very well received-they think it is a scream. They live in America and are now the envy of friends and relatives over there. They are Simpson mad-even had Homer and Marg on top of their wedding cake instead of the usual bride and groom. Please find more unusual gifts for birthdays anniversaries etc!"
Lynda Kirk - Mansfield, 27th December '03
"Always been a big homer fan and this is no exception!I love it and take my homer everywhere!!"
Barry Fudge - Brighton, 5th November '03
"This makes opening beer even more fun than normal! Great sound effects bring a giggle to every beer opened! Genius!"
Thomas - Fife, 13th October '03
"what a cool gadget,a must for every homer fan!!!ive bought 2 of these now for friends."
steve annetts - west yorkshire, 18th September '03
"Heh, this things a laugh! gonna take it down the student HQ after work, THE PUB! and knock open a few bottles with my ol' mate Homer! MMMmmmm...beer...

Thanks DS!"
Gurp - Bristol, 15th August '03
"Your best product yet drinkstuff, this is just so class! Homer my friend, your a legend !"
Stevie - London, 30th June '03