"I was bed bound and unable to move until I purchased this.
I am now bed bound and unable to move and now I have a life size T Rex."
Professor Coyer - Somalia, 12th September '12
"I have been collecting life sized dinosaurs for a number of years now, as I grew weary of rubber ducks. My dinosaur collection, until recently, incomplete...
However, I was delighted when I found this Tyrannosaurus Rex as it was the only outstanding animal. Due to my extensive knowledge of the dinosaurs I have decided to give this wonderful rascal a traditional name during the Jurassic period...
Bernard is now very much at home and has been welcomed by my family. The only unfortunate news is that whilst installing him, Tiddles the village cat did not see Bernard's (Bernie when he's on holiday) foot coming down. There is now a cat tail underneath Bernard's foot which I believe retracts some of the authenticity from my pride of the garden.
I would strongly recommend Bernard, or any other Tyrannosaurus Rexes as a birthday/wedding/christening present, as I do not know who would not wish to receive such a glamorous and well thought gift.
Alternatively you can use this as a photo opportunity. I told some passing tourists that my home was the home used by the last known Tyrannosaurus and they were requested to have a fully paid tour of my garden. They were also fascinated how a Tyrannosaurus Rex was able to install a fully functioning shower system given their stubby arms and nature to snub shower gel.
To conclude, this is a must have item for 2012. Its sleek design, cuddly feel and overall style gets three thumbs up, two from one, one from Bernard. He lost one due to a stray remote controlled helicopter. But ultimately, what else would you want to spend your money on...? Exactly.
Buy this now. You 100% wont regret it.
Bernard says hi."
Edd Scicluna - London, 22nd August '12
Drinkstuff says: Many thanks for your review. As a thank you we've added 5 points to your drinkstuff account, which is equivalent to £5 off your next order.
Bex - England, 7th September '11
Drinkstuff says: Why not?
"After having this bad boy flown over. I have realised that it was by far the greatest 33,000 of your English pounds I have ever spent. The neighbours were shocked to find out out, that we have gone back about 5 years in New Zealand to were dinosaurs once again roamed. Just to clear things up. Technology is minimal and yes we do all live in mud huts in the field. This website is appropriately named, as I was drinking, when I purchased it. Good time."
Jordan Ryle - New Zealand, 2nd June '11
"When I bought this I was under the impression that it would be a real tyrannosaurus, but then when it is delivered I find out that it is in fact a replica. Now how am I going to ride a tyrannosaurus that doesn't move? I have had to attach wheels at my own expense, but it doesn't come close to the real thing."
Iva Hardy - Bangor, 19th May '11
"I bought this to scare the crows away from my vegetable patches and I can honestly say that it has worked 100%. I tried everything else but this definitely does the trick!
It also has the bonus of keeping trespassers off my land and the rumours are spreading thick and fast in my village, a must buy for any farmer."
Farmer Giles - Farmsville, 17th December '10
"My Dino arrived last week and the neighbourhood has not been the same since despite the local students clambering all over it the Dino has shone as the local celebrity. I've since rigged it up with a sound system so it has a realistic roar which it does automatically every half an hour. Surprisingly the neighbours weren't to keen and I have since received an ASBO. All in all a great purchase and when I have recovered from the bankruptcy caused by purchasing it, I will buy another to solve its loneliness. Please please drinkstuff, bring out a triceratops version!"
Liam Seed - dinoville, 19th November '09
"A great buy but the only problem was that I couldn't get it through my front door........but not to worry I have managed to position it in the street so that cars (and even lorries) can still get past!!
Had a few complaints from jealous neighbours and the population of cats has decreased dramatically, but other than that it gets the thumbs up from everyone else.
A great buy for any dinosaur lover."
Rodney Bogtrotter - Cardiff, 16th August '09
"Glad to see that free delivery is available with this product, saving a few pennies :)"
Frostie - On The Moon, 29th June '09
Drinkstuff says: Thank you for your comments Frostie. The free delivery will save more than a few pennies. The T Rex is specially ordered when purchased. We ship this direct from the far east and when it arrives, it will take more than a cardboard box and a postage stamp to get this to your door!
"This is an essential item for any buding dinosaur hunter. I purchased 2, so they would not be lonely and have not looked back since.
I can honestly say that they were worth every penny, and despite the fact I have had to remortgage my house, I have no regrets.
The numerous people I have shown around the garden are amazed and despite being a little scared have looked into restructuring their finances.
With luck the whole street will get some fellow dinosaurs, I only hope that the dinosaur range expands so we can swap them round every so often.
SUMMARY - BEST PURCHASE EVER!"
Lee Hart - Jurassic Park, 17th June '09
"Looks good in my lounge, the wife does too, she likes modern furniture."
John - Flat in London, 17th June '09
"Anyone know where I can get my Mum-in Law valued? She isn't brand new like the model above but is near identical and no need for assembly. I could arrange delivery within a few days which would also be a huge bonus to the buyer... (and me, ahem)"
Sass - London, 16th June '09
Wow - What a load of rubbish
"Just what everybody needs. Like toothache."
Edgar, 16th June '09
"Hey, what's my Mother-in-law doing on drinkstuff.com!?"
Greg - Fareham, 17th June '08