Terrorist Teapot

New in August
By having the Terrorist Teapot on your side, you will be able to make a mean pot of tea everytime! He will ward off any potential tea tinkerers with his evil stare and menacing black balaclava, which doubles as a tea-cosy!

Fire Bucket BBQ

New in June
With a nod to the fire buckets of old... this innovative new design idea will cook you a succulent feast, (with a little assistance from your good self) and look cool and trendy! Yet another winner from the Suck UK team!

Fire Bucket Ashtray

Put out your little fire with this retro fire bucket replica. Fill it with sand and you've got yourself your very own personal ironic cigarette extinguisher in a cool red with the word 'FIRE' across the front!

Shot In The Dark Shot Glasses

Don't you hate it when there's a power cut and you can't find your drink? Now with these glow in the dark shot glasses from Suck UK, you will never lose track of your shot!

LED Mirror

A scrolling LED message board with a clock mounted behind a glass mirror. Display the time and date as well as the ability to program and save personalised messages with special scrolling effects and fonts - all from the remote control or via your PC.

England Magnetic Car Sign

Love Football? Love England? Then you will love our new England Car Flag!

Villain Chair

This fantastic over-sized brown leather lounger chair with swivel base definitely looks the part.

LED Special Edition Desk Clock

Special edition LED clock in stainless steel and mirrored glass. Remote controlled digitial display can show the time or can be set to display personalised messages.

Genie in a Bottle

Made to fit a variety of bottle sizes, Genie is your own personal guardian that will keep watch over your precious remnants for later! If you're lucky he might even grant your wishes!

Shot Gun Hip-Flask

Drinking whisky from a hip flask can damage your health - but it's not as bad as putting a gun in your mouth when you are feeling low. Now you can do both!

'Come In' / 'Go Away' Doormat

Depending on your mood, you don't always feel like having people drop by unexpectedly. This unique door mat from Suck UK gives you the opportunity to welcome people into your home, or tell them to leave you alone!

Smoking Mittens

These days we all need to go outside for our cigarettes, but as the nights get longer they also get colder, and nobody likes to be chilly. Now there is no need to freeze your fingers off thanks to the Suck UK Smoking Mittens.

Pocket Cork Screw

Have you ever been in possession of a bottle of wine and desperate for a drink, but not had a cork screw handy? Although resorting to poking an old screwdriver into the cork gets the job done if you have half an hour to spare, it isn’t the most elegant way to pour a toast. Not with all those cork floaters left in the glass.

London Underground Tube Map Mirror

Plan your journey while you perfect your pose! The London Underground Mirror uses a gold laser etched version of the tube map to produce a subtle shimmering design.

Slide Light

Create the ultimate mood with this slide light. Brings a new meaning to showing your neighbours round to show your holiday photo's!