At Last

"I have been collecting life sized dinosaurs for a number of years now, as I grew weary of rubber ducks. My dinosaur collection, until recently, incomplete...

However, I was delighted when I found this Tyrannosaurus Rex as it was the only outstanding animal. Due to my extensive knowledge of the dinosaurs I have decided to give this wonderful rascal a traditional name during the Jurassic period...

Bernard is now very much at home and has been welcomed by my family. The only unfortunate news is that whilst installing him, Tiddles the village cat did not see Bernard's (Bernie when he's on holiday) foot coming down. There is now a cat tail underneath Bernard's foot which I believe retracts some of the authenticity from my pride of the garden.

I would strongly recommend Bernard, or any other Tyrannosaurus Rexes as a birthday/wedding/christening present, as I do not know who would not wish to receive such a glamorous and well thought gift.

Alternatively you can use this as a photo opportunity. I told some passing tourists that my home was the home used by the last known Tyrannosaurus and they were requested to have a fully paid tour of my garden. They were also fascinated how a Tyrannosaurus Rex was able to install a fully functioning shower system given their stubby arms and nature to snub shower gel.

To conclude, this is a must have item for 2012. Its sleek design, cuddly feel and overall style gets three thumbs up, two from one, one from Bernard. He lost one due to a stray remote controlled helicopter. But ultimately, what else would you want to spend your money on...? Exactly.

Buy this now. You 100% wont regret it.

Bernard says hi."

Edd Scicluna - London, 22nd August '12

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Crackin'

"After having this bad boy flown over. I have realised that it was by far the greatest 33,000 of your English pounds I have ever spent. The neighbours were shocked to find out out, that we have gone back about 5 years in New Zealand to were dinosaurs once again roamed. Just to clear things up. Technology is minimal and yes we do all live in mud huts in the field. This website is appropriately named, as I was drinking, when I purchased it. Good time."

Jordan Ryle - New Zealand, 2nd June '11