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Ugly Bag
   
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Ugly Bag

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Did you hit every branch when you fell out of the ugly tree? Fear not, people will no longer have to suffer the horror of your face because the Ugly Bag is here to save the day! Simply place this novelty paper bag over your head and you will be able to have a normal life again!

Of course, if you are one of the lucky ones and have been graced with the face of a Greek God, then perhaps you would like to impart a good willed gesture onto one of your friends and provide them with this fantastic opportunity to be rid of their unappealing mug!

Just in case people get curious and want to see what is under the Ugly Bag, there are plenty of warnings plastered all over it, including the slogan "Body off Baywatch... Face off Crimewatch!"

Delivery Timescale: 2 to 5 Days

This item can be delivered to the following zones:
Showroom Collection FREE
Standard Delivery FREE
Next Day Express £7.99
Next Day Before Midday £11.99
Next Day Before 10:30am £19.99
Scottish Highlands £14.99
Saturday Delivery £9.99
Scottish Islands £14.99
Northern Ireland £14.99
Isle of Man £14.99
Isle of Wight & Offshore UK £14.99
Channel Islands £14.99
Austria £21.99
Belgium £17.99
Bulgaria £32.99
Croatia £27.99
Czechia £22.99
Denmark £22.99
Estonia £24.99
Finland £29.99
France £21.99
Germany £19.99
Greece £39.99
Hungary £19.99
Ireland / Eire (Republic) £14.99
Italy £24.99
Latvia £24.99
Lithuania £21.99
Luxembourg £19.99
The Netherlands £17.99
Poland £19.99
Portugal £24.99
Romania £0.00
Slovak Republic £22.99
Slovenia £21.99
Spain £21.99
Sweden £168.00
Iceland £49.99
Norway £32.99
Canada
USA

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Product Features:
• Novelty brown paper bag
• For those with a body off Baywatch, but a face off Crimewatch
• Features various printed slogans to draw more attention to the wearer
• Has eye holes, so the wearer doesn't bump into things and ruin their looks
• Not recommended for groceries, unless they are really really ugly

Manufacturer Part Number:
• 858

Barcode:
• 5060073508587

Dimensions:
• Weight: 100g
• Height: 410mm
• Width: 315mm
• Depth: 150mm

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Drinkstuff Returns Policy:

  • 30 Day Money Back Guarantee
  • Faults/Damages must be reported within 3 working days

For full terms, see our Returns Policy

There is no further information for this product.

There is no media for this product.
Customer Reviews
Grammar!
"I don't know how accurate the image is but I would not by this based on the picture as it is grammatically incorrect! It should read 'Body OF Baywatch, Face OF Crimewatch' surely!"
Jamie - London, 9th December '09
Drinkstuff says: Thank you for your thoughts Jamie. The Ugly Bag is intended simply as a bit of fun, so we hope that people can look past the abbreviated wording. The text refers to characters OFF the shows Baywatch and Crimewatch.
4 stars
"Got it as a birthday present for a friend as I didn't know what to get them. I'd say everyone at his 25th birthday liked it however I don't think he was too fond of it."
Ben Crosby - Douglas, Isle Of Man, 6th July '09